A little bit of maturity will go a long way here...
All usernames must be unique. Also note that some types of punctuation are allowed. So be creative!
Vulgar or otherwise offensive usernames may be removed or changed, at the Webmaster's discretion and whim, without any sort of warning or notice.
"But how can I log in if I don't even know my username," one might wonder. Hmm, good point... Don't let this happen to you!
The Webmaster may inform users of such changes, but he's a busy lesser deity so don't count on it.
PLEASE NOTE: Email sent by our system may be erroneously marked as SPAM!
Before you give up, complain, or request a new password be sent: PLEASE CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER!